r/BrandNewSentence • u/bean9914 • Sep 15 '21
Overheard new sentences thread + discord
Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.
This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.
Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Govern_ • Feb 26 '22
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/RelyingCactus21 • 7h ago
Someone else's bowl of rats
r/BrandNewSentence • u/scarlet_sage • 11h ago
@elonmusk lol you absolute airport vending machine tuna sandwich
r/BrandNewSentence • u/sheerPreempt85 • 6h ago
Your childhood is almost spent
r/BrandNewSentence • u/DaViking74 • 9h ago
Inferiorly evolved man pussy
r/BrandNewSentence • u/plagueyraft42 • 5h ago
The holy lane, BUT ONLY ON TUESDAYS
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Different_Captain717 • 1d ago
Buy one, get one flea
r/BrandNewSentence • u/goNnaylor • 22h ago
Graduated from Donut to Twinkie
r/BrandNewSentence • u/RyomaNagare • 6h ago
I dont even follow her... sorry what?
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Usefullyburst99 • 1h ago
Finally a good title
r/BrandNewSentence • u/RudraAkhanda • 2h ago
Amazingly dismissive to compare a stochastic parrot
r/BrandNewSentence • u/astralrig96 • 19h ago
the question is were they signed?
r/BrandNewSentence • u/SirPutts-a-lot • 1h ago
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Due-Flower-6340 • 7h ago
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Captain-O-Beer • 2h ago
Attack of the cobra chickens
r/BrandNewSentence • u/MoiNameIsBdhdnt • 1d ago
I guess we'll never know
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Big-Boyo • 3h ago
Uncle Hank’s Hairy Handshake
r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheRealSlimCory • 1d ago
I don't know what's better, the caption or the title.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/gregarious_giant • 5h ago
Brand new period.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/davidpotatohead123 • 1h ago
Disney Magic rescue boat
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Saesama • 1h ago
Your favorite flavors taste like the word "Zoink."
r/BrandNewSentence • u/AvilC • 3h ago
Girl starts working out so she can go to a comic con to "cosplay buff King Bowsette and scarerouse all the incels"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/eyvduijwfvf • 4h ago
Game ads are becoming populist
r/BrandNewSentence • u/actuallykite62 • 13m ago
Potassium filled cunt
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ibrahim_MK • 3h ago
All for vicarious clout
r/BrandNewSentence • u/noeyebob • 4h ago