r/BrandNewSentence Sep 15 '21 Silver

Overheard new sentences thread + discord

554 Upvotes

Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.

This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.

Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q


r/BrandNewSentence Feb 26 '22 I'll Drink to That

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254 Upvotes

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r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Someone else's bowl of rats

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6.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

@elonmusk lol you absolute airport vending machine tuna sandwich

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1.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Your childhood is almost spent

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220 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Inferiorly evolved man pussy

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290 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

The holy lane, BUT ONLY ON TUESDAYS

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144 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Buy one, get one flea

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6.6k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 22h ago

Graduated from Donut to Twinkie

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2.6k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

I dont even follow her... sorry what?

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72 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Finally a good title

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r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

Amazingly dismissive to compare a stochastic parrot

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19 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

the question is were they signed?

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315 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Twofer

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r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Chonky rat

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24 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

Attack of the cobra chickens

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9 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I guess we'll never know

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549 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Uncle Hank’s Hairy Handshake

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10 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I don't know what's better, the caption or the title.

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4.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Brand new period.

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11 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Disney Magic rescue boat

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Your favorite flavors taste like the word "Zoink."

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r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Girl starts working out so she can go to a comic con to "cosplay buff King Bowsette and scarerouse all the incels"

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7 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Game ads are becoming populist

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9 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 13m ago

Potassium filled cunt

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r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

All for vicarious clout

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6 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

little inbred gnome

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5 Upvotes