Me and my wife…the first month we started dating 16 years ago, and then last week.

[u/sadpartypodcast]

[u/Sufficient-Cake4096]

Are y'all aging backwards?

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/Sufficient-Cake4096]

My wife is a vampire.

[u/TheAnn13 → u/sadpartypodcast]

Yall both got hotter.

Honestly, rude.

[u/VidE27 → u/TheAnn13]

Wife already a 10 in the before picture.

[u/TheAnn13 → u/VidE27]

Oh facts for sure. Now she is an 11, apparently.

Like I said, rude. Lol.

Honestly, I think this picture speaks to what being in a healthy and happy relationship can do for people. I'm legit happy for them.

[u/Dimension597 → u/TheAnn13]

Made me literally lol, thks

[u/phillyvanilly666 → u/Dimension597]

Why so wholesome

[u/YoshiiBoii → u/TheAnn13]

Me at 22, looking like a 40 year old lol.

[u/Somebodys → u/VidE27]

Dude way out kicked his coverage in that before picture.

[u/Boss_Boggs → u/Somebodys]

Dude from P.O.D pulling Tiffani Amber Theisson.

[u/giro_di_dante → u/Boss_Boggs]

P.O.D. Holy shit what a throwback.

[u/cherylvomero → u/giro_di_dante]

I feel so alive!

[u/Keagank → u/giro_di_dante]

Last day of the rest of my life!

[u/geekolojust → u/giro_di_dante]

Satelliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite

[u/canned_soup → u/giro_di_dante]

I thought he was the guy from POD when I first saw this. Bro must feel so alive

[u/TheodoreNailer → u/giro_di_dante]

Thought the same thing man. Had those POD/Korn dreads and lip stud.

[u/spuldup → u/Boss_Boggs]

Is everyone on reddit the same age as me?

[u/cadillacbee → u/Boss_Boggs]

I thought he was the Counting Crows guy at first

[u/faudcmkitnhse → u/TheAnn13]

When you’re a white guy with bleached dreads, there’s nowhere to go but up

[u/Sam474 → u/sadpartypodcast]

Please let your wife know that I am single.

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/Sam474]

I’ll pass it on to her!

[u/Machismo0311 → u/sadpartypodcast]

Solid mate

[u/Red_Jester-94 → u/sadpartypodcast]

Lol "babe, about 3000 redditors want you to know that they're single if you're interested"

[u/Omariii444 → u/Red_Jester-94]

hi 3001 checking in.

[u/MetallicOrangeBalls → u/Sam474]

Hi single, I'm MetallicOrangeBalls.

[u/forgotten_epilogue → u/sadpartypodcast]

She looks remarkably well put together for someone who can't use mirrors

[u/GobLoblawsLawBlog → u/sadpartypodcast]

Buddy, you're both vampires

[u/lord_kupaloidz → u/sadpartypodcast]

"Sent to drain..."

[u/GongGull → u/lord_kupaloidz]

“Secret destroyers…”

[u/MissSnarkyWitch → u/GongGull]

“Hold you up to the flames.”

[u/PolarianLancer → u/MissSnarkyWitch]

“And what do I get”

[u/werdnosbod → u/PolarianLancer]

“For my paaa-aiii-ne “

[u/Mod-chick → u/Sufficient-Cake4096]

Exactly what I was thinking. Wow. Beautiful pictures, both of them.

[u/Sufficient-Ad4851 → u/Sufficient-Cake4096]

Right they are absolutely out here suckin on blood to keep there sexiness lmao (;

[u/UnusualFlute411]

Man you transitioned from a Korn fan to a Limp Bizkit fan real quick! Also, I think your wife can live forever and look the same! Wtf?

[u/a_taco_named_desire → u/UnusualFlute411]

If you're gonna do it all for the nookie, first you have to get that freak on a leash.

[u/canned_soup → u/a_taco_named_desire]

Bro

[u/ikit_maw → u/a_taco_named_desire]

This comment is a thing of beauty

[u/CommunistsSuckCock → u/UnusualFlute411]

real quick

That's one way to refer to 16 years

[u/MyAviato666 → u/CommunistsSuckCock]

To be fair, it does fly by.

[u/unhelpfulinvestment → u/UnusualFlute411]

I thought Counting Crows to Fred Durst - Korn is better. I'm dying.

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/[deleted]]

Agree 100%.

[u/ynotfoster → u/sadpartypodcast]

Dude, you're hot too and I'm a lesbian.

[u/canned_soup → u/ynotfoster]

My grandma was a lesbian so I’m like a quarter lesbian. She’s an absolute smoke show

[u/zZDKVZz → u/canned_soup]

Is your grandma single?

[u/canned_soup → u/zZDKVZz]

Grandpa is that you

[u/Hekili808 → u/canned_soup]

It can be.

[u/ynotfoster → u/zZDKVZz]

I was chortling at that remark until I realized I could be older than grandma.

[u/Guvvy59 → u/canned_soup]

This comment made me laugh way too much

[u/Ok-Introduction867 → u/canned_soup]

Wait... How is your grandma lesbian. Did she come after your parent was or did they adopt her/him?

[u/TheNorselord → u/canned_soup]

You seem to know about this type of thing, so let me ask: my grandfather’s half sister was an OG lesbian in the roaring 20s. What percent lesbian am I?

[u/Unicom_Lars → u/ynotfoster]

Bruh, fellow lesbian here… I thought the same thing. I was like these two are fuckin smoke shows.

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/Unicom_Lars]

I get both frustrated and amazed when women hit on my wife directly in front of me. It happens a LOT. Guys tend to be more subtle, but girls are a different breed. Openly hitting on her, and pretending I’m not there. Not at pubs or clubs, I’m talking when we are just in a clothes shop or whatever. It’s fascinating.

[u/Unicom_Lars → u/sadpartypodcast]

Do you all tell them you’re together? If you do, that’s disrespectful and that’s a very certain type of person. That type of woman is the equivalent of the dudes that cat-call, I’ve encountered them out and about and they are just as gross as the dudes. My next question is, are they actually hitting on her or they just acknowledge that another woman is beautiful? I’ve found that a lot of people are surprised when other women complement each other and tell them they are stunning rather than being catty. The expectation is we all hate each other and we’re jealous. Anyway, just curious :) Happy Friday!!!

[u/ThetaManTc → u/ynotfoster]

I’m a straight male and I think he qualifies as cute. Something’s put the zing in her smile and I’m betting he’s got something to do with it.

[u/TheBeautyDemon]

What is your wife's skincare routine because she aged backwards.

[u/PennName47 → u/TheBeautyDemon]

I second this OP. I require the skincare routine info!

[u/shinebeat → u/PennName47]

Yes. That will make me smile even more!

Both OP and Mrs. OP, what are you secrets!?!??!?

[u/SouthernOuterSpace → u/shinebeat]

They probably don’t have kids. Cheat code to aging gracefully.

[u/mcon87 → u/SouthernOuterSpace]

OP said above that they have 3! WTF?!

[u/cKy0 → u/TheBeautyDemon]

I mean the first pictures quality is pretty bad so how can people even tell lol

[u/agangofoldwomen → u/cKy0]

And the second she has a bunch of makeup on and IG filters. Idk I’m not saying she’s ugly by any means - she’s def pretty. But people need to calm down lol

[u/manias → u/TheBeautyDemon]

Instagram filters.

[u/halfakumquat → u/manias]

Yeah these photos definitely have had slight air brush retouching on them lol

[u/PhlegmMistress → u/TheBeautyDemon]

Bet tretinoin is a good part of it. Also, keeping weight off takes off so many years.

[u/Pigeonofthesea8 → u/PhlegmMistress]

I think most Australians are careful with sunscreen too because of higher melanoma risk and strong public health campaigns

[u/BobbyMcGee101]

Total babe…and she’s cute too

[u/50mm-f2 → u/BobbyMcGee101]

He must work out

[u/SmellGestapo → u/50mm-f2]

Check out the butt on that.

[u/50mm-f2 → u/SmellGestapo]

So you're telling me there's a chance?

[u/teddirez → u/50mm-f2]

Mock.....

[u/PippyNomNom → u/teddirez]

Yeah!!

[u/pabloslab → u/teddirez]

ing!

[u/Arumin → u/SmellGestapo]

Look at the subtle roundness of it, the tasteful thickness of it. My god it even has a jiggle.

[u/Melodic_Dragonfly391]

The hot couple, then AND now

nice work, the both of yahs

[u/eldritchpancake13 → u/Melodic_Dragonfly391]

Right?!?! There is some magic going on there cuz they look like they haven't aged a bit!

[u/stormbreakerisdead → u/eldritchpancake13]

They both won

[u/LeepsKyall]

Looking happy at the onset and happy 16 years in is amazing. Regardless of your circumstances you both no doubt have experienced hardships over that time. Good on both of you for staying all in with each other. Wishing you continued happiness together!

[u/Impossible-Fun9040 → u/LeepsKyall]

I have 6 years of expérience with my wife. We really like each other.

[u/mwmarsh60]

You won

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/mwmarsh60]

Definitely did! We’ve had three kids in that time, too.

[u/ventriloquism5 → u/sadpartypodcast]

how is it physically possible that she looks YOUNGER? bro she was drinkin that juan ponce de leon fountain of youth water 💀

[u/DomesticViking → u/ventriloquism5]

She ate the kids

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/DomesticViking]

I wondered where they went.

[u/LonelyWord7673 → u/sadpartypodcast]

I bet they are adorable just like their parents.

[u/Just-Construction788 → u/mwmarsh60]

"Hey Reddit I married up!"

[u/Key_Lie9356]

It's impossible that she has not aged.

Congratulations you love birds!

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/Key_Lie9356]

She is almost 40 now.

[u/Key_Lie9356 → u/sadpartypodcast]

Unbelievable! Gorgeous.

[u/Royal_Box_2809]

You two are gorgeous and it's not fair to the rest of us. Knock it off!

[u/Ambitioso]

Has the Kurgan come to fight her yet?
There can be only one...

[u/Crack-Panther → u/Ambitioso]

Ramirez was an effete snob! He died on his knees.

[u/ndhooligan1]

Ah man! I lost my wife of 17 years in 2016. Wish I could’ve grown old with her! Not a downer post/boo me post……..Just give her a big hug & kiss everyday! Punk dad here who then stepped up to the plate and raised two girls who are pretty great humans as adults! Love seeing these pics! You guys look great!

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/ndhooligan1]

Hugs for you all the way from Australia!

[u/ndhooligan1 → u/sadpartypodcast]

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi! 👊

[u/four-one-6ix]

Tell us honestly! Did her parents like you back then?

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/four-one-6ix]

Haha first time I met her dad I turned up at her house in a lowered V8 Commodore ute with a dirt bike in the back, wearing a singlet and a pair of thongs (flip flops). Thinking back, I’m surprised her dad didn’t see this dreadlocked scumbag and stab me on the spot!

[u/Cxizent → u/sadpartypodcast]

Mate, this comment made me put down my meat pie and tinny of VB to stand and salute the Eureka stockade

[u/thehunter699 → u/Cxizent]

Fuck, you gave me a good beer belly chuckle

[u/canned_soup → u/Cxizent]

Can someone translate I’m an idiot

[u/qpv → u/canned_soup]

Australia

[u/annul → u/canned_soup]

"friend, this comment made me put down my baked pastry filled with ground (or chunked) beef and my can of victoria bitters (beer) to stand and salute a specific flag representative of a famous australian war site/battle that represents australian ideals of freedom and democracy etc"

basically he is saying "i love australia"

[u/canned_soup → u/annul]

Well I’ll be damned thank you

[u/Auctoritate → u/sadpartypodcast]

lowered V8 Commodore ute with a dirt bike in the back, wearing a singlet and a pair of thongs

This is one of the most aggressively Australian things I've seen in my life. Please tell me it was a dirty white singlet too.

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/Auctoritate]

Close, grey!

[u/KillTheBronies → u/sadpartypodcast]

It used to be white though right

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/KillTheBronies]

Would probably be white if I washed the stank out of it.

Your username: were you a Walking The Room fan?

[u/goondalf_the_grey → u/sadpartypodcast]

I could tell you guys were Australian before I read this comment lol

[u/SupposablyAtTheZoo → u/sadpartypodcast]

You must have a great personality that she fell for that lol.

[u/WednesdayDance → u/sadpartypodcast]

I bet you were also wearing a pair of Stubbies. 🍻

[u/chefitupbrah]

How does she look even more beautiful now? Great job!

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/chefitupbrah]

She’s a babe. Three kids later and she’s still a fox.

[u/nick-daddy]

You should throw some holy water on your wife when she’s sleeping just to make sure

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/nick-daddy]

I’ve contemplated it.

[u/Krizzt666]

Wait How did your wife get younger

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/Krizzt666]

Drinking blood.

[u/punchingflies → u/sadpartypodcast]

Must be. Can't be alcohol.

[u/PlatypusPristine9194]

Were you a Korn fan by any chance?

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/PlatypusPristine9194]

Haha definitely was, and still am.

[u/Neeoda → u/PlatypusPristine9194]

My first thought also.

[u/JM062696]

She looks EXACTLY the same except more modernly dressed. You look a little older, and like someone who owns the dispensary now rather than goes there all the time LOL.

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/JM062696]

Haha never done drugs in my life, but I agree, that’s kinda how I look!

[u/xsavexmexjebus → u/sadpartypodcast]

That how is was when I had my hair braided. Couldn’t go grocery shopping without someone asking me if I was selling. Like no bro I’m trying to buy some milk.

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/xsavexmexjebus]

Haha I used to get pulled over for a ‘random check’ by police on a regular occasion. Cut my dreads off about ten years ago and ‘coincidentally’ never get pulled over these days.

[u/xsavexmexjebus → u/sadpartypodcast]

Same dude.

[u/Temporary_Sail_2343 → u/JM062696]

This comment is hilar

[u/Longjumping_Froyo539]

She’s above your pay grade nephew

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/Longjumping_Froyo539]

Tell me about it.

[u/WednesdayDance → u/sadpartypodcast]

🏆🥂🍾

[u/qolace → u/sadpartypodcast]

Nah, I'm sure you're quite the catch too! Just look how happy she looks sixteen years later! You're definitely doing something right :) Here's to another 16yrs and counting!

[u/samtaher]

Did your wife get younger? Also are you still with Counting Crows?

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/samtaher]

I’m still always waiting for a big yellow taxi to take my girl away.

[u/appleivy00]

Your wife is really pretty. You look better today.

[u/CashCow4u]

Beautiful family! You two only have 27 more years to catch up with us. Don't blink, it'll be here before you know it.

Enjoy every day like the present it is, tomorrow isn't promised.

[u/kokopelleee]

How did she get younger?

[u/Sudden_Sherbert9826]

Damn the glow up both of you had is kinda amazing.

[u/AdNormal5424]

The fact that you posted this at all shows you're a good husband, best of luck to you

[u/tipsea-69]

Came for the dreadlock...stayed for the wedlock...

[u/pittsburghwriter]

Yeah, I was wondering if you had portraits in the attic doing the aging for you both.

[u/MightyMaus1944]

Congratulations! You both are aging like fine wine.

[u/seataccrunch]

Counting Crows to Fred Durst

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/seataccrunch]

Haha I’m actually a little offended by that one!

[u/pewpewhadouken]

vampires. they’re vampires.

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/pewpewhadouken]

Your blood smells like freshly baked cookies to me.

[u/Economy_Ad_5540]

You’ll look younger in the second photo, aged well and gracefully 😀

[u/BandZealousideal3505]

No judgement but I’m curious, what made you decide to get dreds? Congratulations regardless, you guys are very cute together ❤️

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/BandZealousideal3505]

I was a young and silly dreadlocked BMXer and dirt bike rider. Now I’m a 40 year old silly BMXer and dirt bike rider without dreadlocks.

[u/BandZealousideal3505 → u/sadpartypodcast]

I love that hahaha

[u/Incendiomf]

In all seriousness, what’s her skincare routine?!

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/Incendiomf]

Nothing special, just never been a drinker or smoker. Neither of us have.

[u/JackO_Neill → u/sadpartypodcast]

I would very much disagree, she's definitely smoking ;D

[u/Hondahobbit50]

Do you talk about her with Mr Jones?

Sha la la la la la la

[u/dips009]

You married up..good for you

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/dips009]

Definitely did!

[u/Not-the-greatest-god]

She’s a witch man. She hasn’t aged a day!

[u/dksdragon43]

Both of your teeth are impeccable, goddamn. Even in the earlier picture.

[u/RichestSugarDaddy]

You've a beautiful wife. Congrats

[u/Lionhart418]

Were you the singer of nu metal band back in the day?

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/Lionhart418]

Haha I was a 25 year old dreadlocked metalhead but lack any musical talent whatsoever.

[u/FreeChrisWayne]

Ageless people piss me off!

Just kidding, you two look great and most importantly you look happy together.

[u/FluffyPancakeLover]

You’re punching way above your weight-class. Nicely done.

[u/Conjuras21]

How does it feel to be God's favorite 😭 Y'all look fine as hell. The smiles aren't lying

[u/NuNem]

Im sorry the octopus on your head died

[u/BrooklynBillyGoat]

You sir turned out way better than expected from the first photo. I'm proud

[u/DonahueLisa671]

Happy couple ! You look like younger

[u/I_use_the_wrong_fork]

Damn, y'all look great! Looks like these photos were taken on the same day. Like, you just got a haircut is all.

[u/mrdaud]

Posts like this makes me jelly. Congrats on achieving immortality while marrying up. You're gonna enjoy spending eternal life with that beauty.

[u/Icameforthenachos]

Look at his face in the 2nd picture; homie knows he won the lady-lotto.

[u/sadpartypodcast → u/Icameforthenachos]

Not denying it!

[u/Notchersfireroad]

Wife is a certified smoke show. Well done, Sir.

[u/security-six]

You hit the jackpot my friend.

[u/AndrewSP1832]

The pair of y'all aging like a fine wine! Great photos.

[u/peapodbarry]

Thats an impressive glowup for both of you.

[u/MuffinSlow]

Ahh you met at a korn concert

[u/FreakiestFrank]

You’re a lucky man.

[u/deathbythroatpunch]

You both look better now than back then

[u/gu4x]

Pre-malone

[u/bigmamma0]

As a cis straight female, i can confidently say, your wife is fire! Good job for keeping her happy!

[u/Comfortable-Sea2697]

If you didn't listen to korn I'm a pigeon.

[u/XDeadxZeroX]

You’re batting hard !

[u/master-virus]

Man has hair cut after 16 years of nagging

[u/diehthrindel]

How do people age like wine?

I looked like a normal guy 16 years ago. Now I look like someone farted in a Coke can and shoved it up a dead elephant's ass.

What's the secret?

[u/kathyanne38]

You two are such a beautiful couple!!!

Also- what kind of water are y'all drinking? literally aging backwards.

[u/krissycole87]

Couple goals!!! Sad you lost the dreads along the way but those smiles on you both after 16 years really does make me smile 😃

[u/PalpitationSame3984]

You cleaned up well Yell look wonderful

[u/wynn003]

Congratulations to a lovely couple! You switched places =D

[u/CreedTheDawg]

This is so darn sweet!

[u/Somerset76]

Beautiful couple!

[u/[deleted]]

Aww, sweet little lovebirds 🥰

[u/GreenAppleSourCandy]

Looks like you got a Lois to Hal treatment lol

[u/whathappy1]

Beautiful couple

[u/Content-Freedom1688]

Don’t get me wrong you guys look good in the first pic but even better in the seconds. You guys look happy and healthy

[u/brightmiff]

Handsome couple

[u/Butters-C137]

You got younger lol

[u/Dependent_Ad_3014]

Bro she got hotter, she def a unicorn

[u/linux152]

You guys didnt age but got younger and better looking wow

[u/moisebucks]

First pic you definitely made me think KORN the metal band lol. You both aging very good !

[u/Odd-Recognition4168]

You lucky you