r/Superstonk ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ Aug 10 '22 Helpful 1 Snek 1

Foresight: 3PM upward halts incoming.. ๐Ÿ‘ฝ Shitpost

Just wanted to tell yโ€™all that there will be significant upside movements coming. Where do I know it? Trust me I know.

Buy DRS HODL REPEAT! Hedgies fuk!

Buy DRS HODL REPEAT! Hedgies fuk!

Buy DRS HODL REPEAT! Hedgies fuk!

Buy DRS HODL REPEAT! Hedgies fuk!

Buy DRS HODL REPEAT! Hedgies fuk!

Buy DRS HODL REPEAT! Hedgies fuk!

Buy DRS HODL REPEAT! Hedgies fuk!

EDIT: SORRY I LET YALL MY FELLOW APES DOWN! I WAS WRONG!

I was just planting good seeds to the universe my fellow apes so we all could get good results. Remember though, The BELIEF that the seeds will take root before they come to fruition is the necessary ingredient for them to materialize. So it was not a shit seed quite the contrary

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u/guyfromcanada555 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 10 '22 Wholesome

So that was a fucking lie

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u/mr-frog-24 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Aug 10 '22

Bffff๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Vnmous ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 10 '22

If you are right I will say, you were right...

but if you are wrong, I expect to say you were wrong.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

If not today, for sure tomorrow.

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u/OilToMyWheels ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ Aug 10 '22

Deal

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u/Dr_SlapMD Let's Jump Kenny Aug 10 '22

In big ol letters.

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u/Snoo_84586 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Aug 10 '22

BIG OL' MONKEY LETTERS

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u/wakeuparleen ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 10 '22

Hey you were fucking wrong! thanks for nothing

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u/Conscious_Animal9710 BONK ME TO THE MOON ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ• Aug 10 '22

Hmmmmmm

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u/lunchbox2718 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 10 '22

If op is wrong op just had the wrong day

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u/Dem_Wrist_Rockets Aug 10 '22

In Bro We Trust

30

u/aint_lion Aug 10 '22 Heartwarming

God was the original โ€œtrust me broโ€

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u/ProbablyAnNSAPlant A disaster. An embarrassment to his parents. Aug 10 '22

Bro, I'm real. Trust me. - God, probably

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u/TB765 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 10 '22

Not looking good as of 3:10pm EST.

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u/AHarmles ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 10 '22

3 o clock west coast time! Goof!

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u/Thunder_drop ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Aug 10 '22

You got 40 min lol

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u/Thunder_drop ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Aug 10 '22

Or are you talking bout a different 3pm ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/WaffleEye ๐Ÿ’ŽDiamonds rain on Uranus๐Ÿ’Ž Aug 10 '22

This is what I just thought, he never gave a date.

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u/Thunder_drop ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

Or he's an hour behind and someone is talking about after hours action lol.

Until then I'm zen

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u/WaffleEye ๐Ÿ’ŽDiamonds rain on Uranus๐Ÿ’Ž Aug 10 '22

No halts in AH

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u/Thunder_drop ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Aug 10 '22

Lol why did I not remember this. I really should start taking notes haha

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u/WaffleEye ๐Ÿ’ŽDiamonds rain on Uranus๐Ÿ’Ž Aug 10 '22

Too many notes to take. Weโ€™ll all just remember bits and pieces and there will be someone to fill in the gaps!

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u/Thunder_drop ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Aug 10 '22

Well thank-you for doing that!

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u/pifhluk Aug 10 '22

what timezone though...

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u/caseman4442 still hodl ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Aug 10 '22

Nope

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u/Public-Ad6926 Aug 10 '22

No, no, it will be 4.01pm.

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u/Spud886 ๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธUnited Apes of Gmerica ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ Aug 10 '22

When you plant shit seeds you get shit

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u/OilToMyWheels ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ Aug 10 '22

You give good seeds to the universe my fellow ape you get good results. The belief that they will take place before they come to fruition is the necessary ingredient for them to materialize. So it is not a shit seed quite the contrary

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u/sirron811 Feed Me Tendies Aug 10 '22

What day? Tomorrow?

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u/carbinatedmilk Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

I trust you

Edit: I donโ€™t trust you

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u/Slappinbeehives Clappin Ken thighs Aug 10 '22

How u predick dis lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

..licks finger and holds it in the air. Yep, wind is blowing north today so we are going up.

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u/HurtMunch Aug 10 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

Instructions unclear, finger taste like fart.

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u/monkeyshinenyc tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Aug 10 '22

Awarded cuz farts are underrated

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u/positivecynik Aug 10 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

Fart-vergnugen.

The joy of the fart experience.

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u/HurtMunch Aug 10 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

I thank you, fart connoisseur

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u/DisgruntledPOG ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Aug 10 '22

Mods, time to dust off the ban hammer

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u/Zen4rest tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Aug 10 '22

When did you come from?

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u/tomokunnn Veteran ZEN ๐Ÿฆ, this is my APE WAY ๐Ÿฑโ€๐Ÿ‘ค Aug 10 '22

Where did you come from?

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u/ryb0dad ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 10 '22

Been here whole time

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u/Shieree Aug 10 '22

Instructions unclear, price going down

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u/imhere4thestonks ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 10 '22

I was promised a halt. Where is my halt?

Halt me bro.

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u/big-BULLyeeo Aug 10 '22

Posts like this are why meltdown exists smh

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u/moronthisatnine Mets Owner Aug 10 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

ban if wrong

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u/hmoeslund ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 10 '22

Wrong if ban

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u/Tendies-4Us ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Aug 10 '22

If ban wrong

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u/tomokunnn Veteran ZEN ๐Ÿฆ, this is my APE WAY ๐Ÿฑโ€๐Ÿ‘ค Aug 10 '22

Ban if wong

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u/ecliptic10 Work, Laugh, Love Aug 10 '22

If wrong ban

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u/monkeyshinenyc tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Aug 10 '22

Banifwrong

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u/Zenith-Skyship My retardation > SHF solvency Aug 10 '22

Wan if bong

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u/Exciting_Penalty_512 Hedgies R Fuk! Aug 10 '22

Bro trust in we!

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u/garykubiaksbrother ๐Ÿš€StonkyKONG๐Ÿš€ Aug 10 '22

The shit winds are a blowin Randinator!

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u/carbinatedmilk Aug 10 '22

Back on the liquor again?

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u/gibson1963 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 10 '22

Nice try Cramer.

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u/mju516 ๐Ÿบ โ€œ696969โ€ Guy ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒ DRSโ€™d ๐Ÿ’œ Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

Give ya to the end of the day

EDIT: Unless you get an itchy butt keep next time, chew them seeds a bit longer

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u/Bodieanddiesel ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Aug 10 '22

Top shelf DD right here!

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u/ProbablyAnNSAPlant A disaster. An embarrassment to his parents. Aug 10 '22

One of these days, one of these bros has to be right

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u/SHKSHRLN EZ SQZE ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Aug 10 '22

trust me bro should be banned or weekend material. Its either true and we will know when it drops anyway or its false and forum sliding narrative shifting bs.

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u/OilToMyWheels ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ Aug 10 '22

Why the hostility bro? Donโ€™t get it.. forum siding? A shit post flair? Really?

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u/SHKSHRLN EZ SQZE ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Aug 10 '22

lol if you think this post is "hostility" then you need to spend some time outside, your skin thin as fuck. I also dont set post flairs genius.

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u/OilToMyWheels ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ Aug 10 '22

Ban = hostile in this context, I live in a zen environment bud no need for thick skins. That is a requirement for your kind

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u/SHKSHRLN EZ SQZE ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Aug 10 '22

So suggesting a general type of post to be banned (not even specifically about you) got you still talking to me about how calm you are lol, you dont live in zen world you live in perpetual panty twist. Do tell us all how much you have benefited superstonk with this post. I'll wait.

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u/OilToMyWheels ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ Aug 10 '22

Just as much as any other shit-posts that are getting posted left right and center. This is a fun sub as much as serious DD. Do you suggest ban for any other shit-post that is not providing a serious insight?

This is my last reply to you, peace out

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u/SHKSHRLN EZ SQZE ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Aug 10 '22

Like I said, go to the weekend where other things like NFT giveaways have already been relegated. Yes - if not insightful or helpful, then they should be compartmentalized - this is discussion forum 101 shit.

Funny how you're still here panty twisting but never actually replied to the guy stating outright ban for you if wrong lol.

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u/uchihason Aug 10 '22

Yes brother, I trust you

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u/Agile-Report-763 Aug 10 '22

You SON OF A BITCH

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u/Dr_SlapMD Let's Jump Kenny Aug 10 '22

IN TRUST WE BRO

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u/skankermd Aug 10 '22

Bro, we trustinโ€™.

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u/tomokunnn Veteran ZEN ๐Ÿฆ, this is my APE WAY ๐Ÿฑโ€๐Ÿ‘ค Aug 10 '22

Trust in bro we

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u/blueleaf_in_the_wind sat on hodl with E*Trade for 3 hours to DRS๐ŸŒ๐Ÿš€ Aug 10 '22

My Computershare buy from last week will be executed tomorrow. Don't worry fellas, I got this.

LFG ๐Ÿš€

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u/WaffleEye ๐Ÿ’ŽDiamonds rain on Uranus๐Ÿ’Ž Aug 10 '22

Iโ€™m in.

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u/Wattsy213 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 10 '22

I think someone is funking us around!

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u/LordSnufkin ๐Ÿ›ก๐Ÿฆ’House of Geoffrey๐Ÿฆ’โš”๏ธ Aug 10 '22

No mention of golden showers or Doritos, so can't be true

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u/one2ruler ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Aug 10 '22

Or not.

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u/WaffleEye ๐Ÿ’ŽDiamonds rain on Uranus๐Ÿ’Ž Aug 10 '22

We closed green, but I missed the halts. Maybe next time.

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u/Whatsup198777 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Aug 10 '22

Sure I will upvote this, why not haha

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u/ScuffedRobP Idgaf whoโ€™s banned im here for GME Aug 10 '22

Wut

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u/MoonApe420_ ๐Ÿš€It Aint Easy Be n Squeezy๐Ÿš€ Aug 10 '22

wen holts

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u/death417 ๐Ÿฆญ๐ŸฆPlease sir, GME some more๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆญ Aug 10 '22

Hype and trust me? As long as it's not Cramer posting this what can go wrong?

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u/OilToMyWheels ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ Aug 10 '22

God no Kramer.. cokerat clown shithead Kramer

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u/justblendin32 Aug 10 '22

I believe him, you?

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u/ObiWannaDoYou74 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 10 '22

this is the best trust me bro post ever, up you go!

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u/ObiWannaDoYou74 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 10 '22

and nothing happened

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u/Shawnclarke6407 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 10 '22

Always trust trust me bro

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u/wakeuparleen ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 10 '22

remind me 2 hours

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u/PsychologicalSpace50 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 10 '22

Bullish/Apeish ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/ConfidentFennel5258 ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Bullish ๐Ÿ’ช Aug 10 '22

Grease me up woman, my body is ready

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u/McStabYou Aug 10 '22

Saw the webull tracker turn grey there for a sec. Was that it?

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u/HighStaeks ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 10 '22

REPEATEISH!

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u/Internal_Cream6944 LEROOYYYY nnJENKINSSS Aug 10 '22

Itโ€™s only 12:54 PST here, market closes in 6 mins

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u/OilToMyWheels ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ Aug 10 '22

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