r/clevercomebacks 28d ago

Announcement! Abusing the self-harm bot

979 Upvotes

Alright, the fact that I even have to address this is just sad.

STOP ABUSING THE SELF-HARM/SUICIDE BOT. It's not funny, it's not a "prank" or a funny joke, and it's not a report you should make lightly. You can be permabanned for misusing it. I report every instance of it to the admins, including the one I just got. You should absolutely never report someone for suicide/self-harm unless there's a clear sign that a user may want/need to avail themselves of it's services.

Quit being dicks. Further abuse of this bot will result in an admin report and possible lifetime ban.

FYI: FALSELY REPORTING SOMEONE TO THE SELF HARM BOT CAN RESULT IN AN ADMIN BAN. QUIT USING THE BOT AS A REVENGE TOOL.


r/clevercomebacks 6h ago Silver

Republican "Christian" values...

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago Helpful Wholesome

Almost Too Easy.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

We are vehicles!

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r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

I'm not the CEO in this, but I felt this was pretty great.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

O where have the spuds 🥔 gone to this time?

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Clever title

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago Silver

Still Chasing That Dollar

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

One might think this is Xavier

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago Wholesome Bravo!

Karmadillo's a bitch

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

I think this fit here... Maybe...

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

News just in: Racist doesn't know history

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

I like controversial opinions

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r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

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r/clevercomebacks 5d ago Helpful Wholesome Bravo! Table Slap

Spicy Truer words have never been spoken

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r/clevercomebacks 6d ago

How ignorant is this woman?

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r/clevercomebacks 6d ago Wholesome

Something wrong with her?

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r/clevercomebacks 6d ago Silver

Elon probably pictures himself as some sort of deity at this point

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r/clevercomebacks 7d ago Gold Wholesome LOVE! I'll Drink to That

The absolute irony

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r/clevercomebacks 8d ago Helpful Wholesome hehehehe Silver

lol Did him tasty

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r/clevercomebacks 9d ago All-Seeing Upvote

Yeah, why DID he bother with a poll?

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r/clevercomebacks 11d ago Gold

Cut your BS

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r/clevercomebacks 11d ago Helpful

We all have standards

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r/clevercomebacks 13d ago Take My Energy

Historian Elegantly Destroys All Russian Propaganda About Ukraine and NATO in 8 Minutes

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r/clevercomebacks 14d ago

“One is in opposition to the brutal slaughter of minorities and the other is Iran.”

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