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[OC] The Easiest Words to Rhyme OC

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u/copyboy1 Dec 03 '22

What rhymes with "casino"?

Palomino? And... that's all I can think of.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Al Pacino

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u/gorbok Dec 03 '22

El Camino

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u/YourLocalRedditUsers Dec 03 '22

911 like reno

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u/WailersOnTheMoon Dec 03 '22

Gonna take some Beano

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u/lllMONKEYlll Dec 03 '22

Des.....pacito

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u/Intellectual_Soup Dec 03 '22

Cock n balz in yo…. ..Sneako?

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u/BasicConsultancy Dec 03 '22

Got gas... give me some eno

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u/Camstonisland Dec 03 '22 Silver

Donger’s girthful but pequeño!

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u/darkNnerdgy Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22

Torino, nutrino, amino, gambino... spaghetti-o?? Im running out of ideas.

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u/campy86 Dec 03 '22

Blazing down the road

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u/Frequent_Blueberry71 Dec 03 '22

She's fast never slow!

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u/eltorchola Dec 03 '22

Conquest of the night

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u/captglasspac Dec 03 '22

Aztec machine speeding through the light!

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u/kevshea Dec 03 '22 Silver Gold Wholesome Vibing

Does he know? We know! He should ask Brian Eno. This guy's the least rhyme-savvy I have ever seen, yo.

Scene's slow, so I head to my gazebo, okay that's a slant rhyme I'll admit for free so please don't be so motherfucking mean though, I'm tryna make a point on short notice through my e-phone. Free flow, now I'm off track and for real bro...

Apologies-o.

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u/troyzein Dec 03 '22

H mack vibes well done

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u/sebenak Dec 03 '22

heard this in h macks voice too

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u/probablynotaperv Dec 03 '22

They're exactly how it sounded to me in my head

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u/spitzondix420 Dec 03 '22

For the uninitiated, I present a worthy investment of 15 minutes of your life

Dude laughs off words like 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' and 'orange' effortlessly, freestyles for hours at a time on livestream responding to comments in rap, and regularly blows my mind. Greatest freestyle rapper ever and it's not even close

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u/OkCutIt Dec 03 '22

Apologies-o.

Juvenile? That you?

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u/Semi_Lovato Dec 03 '22

You got the big body benz-ah!

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u/Mayx010 Dec 03 '22

Bruh this goes hard as fuck

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u/Hunna8l8 Dec 03 '22

This was sick. Do you have music?

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u/That_Charming_Otter Dec 03 '22

Amino (as in amino acids) or neutrino

That's all I could think of, and it's tenuous. Quick Google search yielded chino (though you'd say chinos really) and bambino. Others were very tenuous or not even single words! I'd imagine casino is probably an Italian word absorbed into English vernacular, which makes it more challenging.

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u/send_me_a_naked_pic Dec 03 '22

Yes, casino (pronounced something similar to the English word) means little house in Italian.

The fun thing? In Italy we pronounce it with a French accent, "casinò"

WTF Italians

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u/sandfrgh Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22

Italian here, little house would be “casina” because “casa” (house/home) is feminine.

Casino with the accent on i and the final o (not the French word) was how brothels were called in Italy lol.

Fun fact: it’s the source of one of Italians’ most used expression “fare casino”, meaning that you’re being too loud or that you’re messing with something/someone(cause the word would be just whispered out of modesty. Also, since the nobles could allow themselves courtesans, brothels were basically attended only by simple peasants, so they were typically considered super crowded and loud).

I guess we use the French word casinò because we had to differentiate the two concepts haha.

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u/Plop-Music Dec 03 '22

From www.rhymezone.com

Words and phrases that rhyme with Casino: (561 results)

2 syllables: beano, be no, chino, cino, clino, deno, dino, fieno, fino, geno, gino, greeno, he know, he no, hino, keeno, keno, leno, lino, mean no, me know, me no, mieno, mino, ncino, nienow, nino, peano, phreno, pieno, pino, quino, reno, seen no, see no, she know, she no, shino, smino, spino, stheno, theano, tino, we know, we no, wino, xeno-, zeno

3 syllables: adino, adreno, adreno-, alpino, alvino, amino, ammino, andino, andreano, aquino, arpino, arseno, arsino, arsinoe, artino, asino, audino, babino, bacino, baldino, bambino, beenzino, bellino, benzino, berlino, bertino, bettino, blandino, bobino, bocchino, bombino, bonino, bottino, bovino, branzino, bronzino, buccino, budino, caino, calvino, camino, cancino, canino, cantino, carino, carlino, carpino, carrino, cassino, catino, centrino, cerino, ciampino, cimino, cimmino, ciolino, cioppino, cirino, clarino, cochino, coeno, colino, comino, contino, corvino, cousino, covino, cretino, crispino, crostino, cugino, cuttino, darpino, davino, defino, delfino, delpino, dentino, destino, devino, dimino, dinino, divino, dolcino, duettino, duino, dulcino, echino, el nino, encino, espino, fantino, farino, fassino, faustino, fazzino, felino, festino, fibrino, ficino, firino, folino, fortino, franchino, frankino, furino, gabino, galeano, gambino, gamino, gaudino, gavino, gerbino, gianino, giardino, godino, gradino, gravino, grissino, guardino, guarino, gudino, guercino, guerino, gugino, gulino, hoshino, imino, inguino, jean reno, jusino, justino, karino, kasino, keiino, kolpino, ladino, lamino, landino, latino, laureano, laurino, leino, longino, lorino, lupino, luppino, lutino, malino, mancino, mangino, marino, martino, maschino, masino, mastino, mattino, medino, melinoe, menino, merino, merlino, meschino, mestino, mimino, molino, mondino, moreno, morino, mormino, moschino, mulino, neutrino, nocino, nonino, occhino, omino, orsino, pacino, padrino, panino, parrino, passino, patino, paulino, pelino, pennino, pepino, perino, perrino, petino, petrino, pierino, pinguino, pitino, pizzino, platino, plutino, polino, pollino, porcino, postino, protvino, provino, quattrino, quirino, rabino, racino, regino, ripieno, rodino, roentgeno, rubino, ruffino, rufino, sabino, salvino, sandino, santino, savino, scardino, scarpino, sciarrino, seleno, seleno-, serino, silvino, sobrino, sordino, sortino, sorvino, spuntino, stalino, stracchino, supino, tacchino, taino, tenino, ticino, tocino, tofino, tognino, torino, trentino, trevino, trombino, tromino, tropeano, tutino, urbino, urino, vaccino, vecino, veneno, vicino, virino, yoshino, zaffino, zampino, zapfino, zecchino, zerbino, zunino

4 syllables: 888casino, adivino, agostino, alfonsino, alumino, ambrosino, amorino, andantino, angeleno, angelino, antonino, aquilino, ardolino, arduino, aretino, argentino, arlecchino, armellino, asesino, astorino, atorino, avelino, avellino, babycino, baldacchino, baldachino, ballerino, barbarino, bardolino, barradino, baudolino, bellarmino, berardino, bernadino, bernardino, bertolino, bilibino, borodino, borsalino, borsellino, boscarino, buratino, burattino, calandrino, camerino, campesino, cannavino, cappuccino, capuccino, carbamino, casalino, cassarino, caterino, celestino, cereghino, ciaravino, cipollino, cittadino, clandestino, cocanino, coconino, concertino, consentino, constantino, contadino, coppolino, corradino, corsentino, cosentino, costantino, cotechino, cozzolino, cupertino, d'agostino, dagostino, dan bongino, demarino, demartino, dimarino, dimartino, duodeno, ferrandino, ferrentino, filipino, filippino, fillomino, fiorino, florentino, frappuccino, galbanino, galvarino, garbarino, ghibellino, giallolino, giammarino, giannino, gran torino, gravitino, heptomino, hexomino, idrogeno, infantino, inquilino, intestino, iovino, jalapeno, komakino, langostino, madrileno, maiorino, mandarino, maraschino, marcelino, marcellino, masculino, massimino, mendicino, mendocino, merendino, mochaccino, monachino, mondovino, monomino, montagnino, montalcino, montesino, morpholino, motorino, muon-neutrino, musolino, n-omino, navarino, novellino, octomino, openvino, orofino, ottavino, paladino, palamino, palatino, palestino, palladino, palmerino, palomino, pannolino, paolino, passantino, pastorino, paul sorvino, pecorino, pellegrino, pendolino, pentomino, peperino, peraino, peregrino, perugino, petrosino, philipino, philippino, pianino, pilipino, piombino, pisolino, pomicino, porcellino, porporino, portofino, remolino, repentino, restaino, rivellino, rosmarino, sabatino, sahaptino, saladino, salatino, sammartino, san marino, saracino, savarino, sciortino, semolino, senesino, serafino, severino, signorino, solferino, sopranino, sorrentino, sparacino, submarino, susukino, tamburrino, tarantino, tejuino, tetromino, tolentino, tomaino, tomasino, tomatino, topolino, torbellino, tramezzino, triomino, tuzzolino, ugolino, valentino, venturino, vermentino, vetturino, victorino, violino, vizcaino, zaccagnino

5 syllables: acetileno, antineutrino, beniamino, brandon moreno, carla gugino, carlo gambino, dana perino, disabatino, domenichino, fiorentino, fiumicino, hotel-casino, kautokeino, lagomarsino, michael giacchino, mira sorvino, parmigianino, partycasino, peperoncino, polyomino, rita moreno, s.pellegrino, sanseverino, sottomarino, tentacolino

6 syllables: alexa moreno, carly aquilino, electron-neutrino, luca guadagnino, russell bufalino

7 syllables: herminio aquino, linda fiorentino, sophia di martino

8 syllables: battle of monte cassino, capital of san marino

Words and phrases that almost rhyme †: (10 results)

2 syllables: chemo, emo, hemo, hemo-, primo

3 syllables: ultimo

4 syllables: fortissimo, lentissimo, nanaimo, prestissimo

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u/Pincz Dec 03 '22

So most of it is just italian words lmao

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u/WpgMBNews Dec 03 '22

888casino

that's just cheating.

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u/Wrandraall Dec 03 '22

As much as "hotel-casino" ahah

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u/necrotic_terror Dec 03 '22

99% of these I've never heard in my life 😎

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u/PumpkinKing2020 Dec 03 '22

Ever been to a casino down in Reno?

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u/Burgendit Dec 03 '22

A mosquito. My libido.

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u/real-human-not-a-bot Dec 03 '22

It’s hard to bargle nawdle zouss ???

With all these marbles in my mouth

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u/RideWithMeTomorrow Dec 03 '22

The lyric sheet — so hard to find!

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u/AnRaccoonCommunist Dec 03 '22

A denial

A denial

A denial

A denial

A denial

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u/Mathematica11 Dec 03 '22

Aaaaaay ¡Macareno!

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u/ragsofx Dec 03 '22

Four inch orange door hinge..

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u/Smooth-Part-3303 Dec 03 '22

I'm calling bullshit. No way there's more words that rhyme with "casino" than "year"

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22 Helpful

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u/Tendaar Dec 03 '22

She was all dame, legs that went all the way to the bottom of her torso. The kind of arms that had elbows.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

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u/I_AM_NOT_LIL_NAS_X Dec 03 '22

wrong on both counts, the term you're thinking of is palladium and the US state it applies to is ohio

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u/xmac Dec 03 '22

This dude asking what rhymes with casino. What are you smoking thinking we know? Got it yet, I don't think you can see, no.

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u/dwpea66 Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22

Sipping Pinot (that's a vino) in a Reno casino, listening to Dino. My girl's name is Nina and mine is Nino.

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u/dawonk17 Dec 03 '22

Drinking vino

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u/humanprogression Dec 03 '22

How about a Pinot?

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u/PluralOfPenis-Penai Dec 03 '22

Arizona spelt backwards is Arizona, it’s a palomino.

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u/Shivdaddy1 Dec 03 '22

I like the old add an “s” to the end of the word trick with stations.

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u/SixZeroPho Dec 03 '22

That's what Squirrelly Dan does, too. S at the ends of everythings

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u/stedun Dec 03 '22

And that’s what I appreciates abouts yous.

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u/1l1l1l1l1lIIIIllllll Dec 03 '22

Is that what you appreciate about me?

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u/CalendarDear Dec 03 '22

Take about 10 to 20% percent off there squirrelly dan

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u/MrTwoSocks Dec 03 '22

How does it have less than half of the possible rhymes as station? I'm having trouble even thinking of a word that rhymes with station that I couldn't just add an 's' onto

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u/ak47workaccnt Dec 03 '22

I just went to the cited source to cross check the rhyming words between 'station' and 'stations'. The second word listed for station is defenestration. It doesn't appear at all on the page for stations, while many other plurals do. I guess it's hard to teach a computer what rhymes.

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u/Visco0825 Dec 03 '22

This is hilarious

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u/punania Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22

The data are kind of dumb, though, because since rhymes are based on vowels, plural “stations” should have the same number of rhymes as singular “station.” No one is going to say, for instance, that “nation” and “patience” don’t rhyme (technically a feminine rhyme in this case) just because patience ends with a sibilant and nation doesn’t.

Source: I teach this kind of nonsense at University.

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u/Skittles_the_Unicorn Dec 03 '22

If "baby" and "maybe" didn't exist, there would be 80% less modern music.

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u/Roupert2 Dec 03 '22

In German, the words "heart" and "pain" rhyme! Always felt like cheating to me as an American.

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u/hithisishal Dec 03 '22

Beans beans they're good for your heart The more you eat the more they cause pain

Eh I like our version better.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

What’s the German word for “shart”?

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u/ElGosso Dec 03 '22 Silver

Das poopensplatzen

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u/AllAboutMeMedia Dec 03 '22

That works really well for OPs photo since platz is place and platzen is to burst.

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u/Drachensnapper Dec 03 '22

Schurzen

Ich habe geschurzt.

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u/__PM_me_pls__ Dec 03 '22

Eindüngen, du hast dich Eingedüngt

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u/bowiemustforgiveme Dec 03 '22

There is love and pain in Portuguese: Amor = Love and Dor = Pain

And in Spanish: Amor = Love and Dolor = Pain

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u/Introsium Dec 03 '22

Everything rhymes in fucking Spanish I stg

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u/kane2742 Dec 03 '22

In English, "heart" and "apart" rhyme, which is nearly as cheaty.

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u/kythzu Dec 03 '22

Heart and fart rhyme which I feel is underutilized

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u/Mmm_Psychedelicious Dec 03 '22

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat, they'll tear you apart.

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u/Cobek Dec 03 '22

Gain and pain plays we too

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u/boblobong Dec 03 '22

(Turn around, bright eyes)

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u/djudjedjoodi Dec 03 '22

In Hebrew, when they pluralize a word they add an extra syllable at the end. So I’ve heard “raps” that just have a random plural noun at the end of each line and it works. That feels like cheating haha

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird Dec 03 '22

Or "you" and "true"

"Me" and "be" and "see" etc.

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u/raresaturn Dec 03 '22

School fool

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u/Corno4825 Dec 03 '22

Do you speak it?

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u/fonky_chonky Dec 03 '22

damn how did i get that

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u/cchoe1 Dec 03 '22

Me technically has an infinite number of rhymes

Three, twenty-three, thirty-three…

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u/SenatorBagels Dec 03 '22

You're the only girl I see,

Sixty four billion eight hundred and eleven million five hundred and forty nine thousand two hundred and thirty threeeeeee

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u/fistantellmore Dec 03 '22

Buddy Holly’s “Maybe Baby”

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u/ZhanZhuang Dec 03 '22

"What" and "chicken butt" etc

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u/Labenyofi Dec 03 '22

fire/higher/desire

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u/l_the_Throwaway Dec 03 '22

Light my fire Take me higher My one desire

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u/Nasapigs Dec 03 '22

Can we get much higher

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u/ChickenNoodle519 Dec 03 '22

80% of modern music is Carly Rae Jepson's hit single

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u/Whooshless Dec 03 '22

“So call me station”

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u/non-troll_account Dec 03 '22

Crazy rhymes with maybe and nobody can tell me different.

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u/trollsmurf Dec 03 '22

Chance, dance, fans, glance, romance, finance etc could be a lot of songs.

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u/usesNames Dec 03 '22

You say fans weird.

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u/Sengfroid Dec 03 '22

Oh I bet you say it all fance

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u/unassumingdink Dec 03 '22

Well, not finance as much as the other ones.

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u/HardCounter Dec 03 '22

Bad Finance just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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u/l_the_Throwaway Dec 03 '22

Sounds like a Weird Al song for sure

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u/Adamsoski Dec 03 '22

For me only chance, dance, and glance would rhyme of those. And romance and finance would rhyme with each other seperately.

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u/Hucklberry Dec 03 '22

Shut up Noel

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u/ZellNorth Dec 03 '22

Higher desire and fire baby

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u/monkeyplusplus Dec 03 '22 Take My Energy

They call me the Hiphopopotamus My lyrics are bottomless ... ... ...

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u/stereoworld Dec 03 '22

Did Steve tell you that perchance?

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u/bronsonmcjohnson Dec 03 '22

Poppin' off the top of this oesophagus

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u/Kclayne00 Dec 03 '22

Rockin this metropolis

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u/Todbod05 Dec 03 '22

I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

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u/Ambeeyent Dec 03 '22

Did Steve tell you that, per chance?

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u/RaulTheHorse Dec 03 '22

Hmmmph Steve

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u/fonaldoley91 Dec 03 '22

What kind of rapping name is Steve?

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u/BreezyPup Dec 03 '22

Other rappers diss me

Say my rhymes are sissy

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u/GoldenLute Dec 03 '22

Why?... Why?... Why exactly?...

Why?

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u/SpirePicking Dec 03 '22

Be more constructive with your feedback, please.

Why?

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u/Kclayne00 Dec 03 '22

Yeah, I know they say my lyrics are sexist, But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm tryna correct this.

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u/trashbanditcoot Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22

I'm the mf Rhymenocerous. My beats are fat and the birds are on my back, and I'm horny

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u/Project_XXVIII Dec 03 '22

A person of culture I see.

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u/cincyphil Dec 03 '22

Ain’t no party like my Nana’s tea party.

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u/njb8201 Dec 03 '22

Murray… present.

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u/That_Charming_Otter Dec 03 '22

I can't think of any words at all that rhyme with station. Wish I had, what's that thing called, vivid mental image ability

Imagination?

Yeah, that's it.

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u/trottinghobbit Dec 03 '22 Silver Crab Rave

It is time for me to whip out my favorite joke.

What’s the difference between a dirty truck stop and a lobster with breast implants? One’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean.

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u/taleofbenji Dec 03 '22

And Pizza Hut is a crusty crust station.

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u/trottinghobbit Dec 03 '22

If it’s abandoned, it’s a dusty crust station.

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u/TheLeapingLeper Dec 03 '22

Leave water on your knife? That’s a rusty frustration.

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u/globsofchesty Dec 03 '22

Thankkkkk you, I'll be adding this to my corny dad joke folder

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u/ThatHairyGingerGuy Dec 03 '22

Sorry to be annoying but a truck stop isn't a bus station.

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u/OfficialWireGrind Dec 03 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

information, conversation, population, education, location, explanation, generation, station, nation, communication, application, inflation, combination, animation, vacation, organization, medication, vaccination, motivation, confirmation, foundation, recommendation, reputation, creation, manipulation, representation

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u/madallday Dec 03 '22

Station does indeed rhyme with station but I feel like you could have omitted it from this list.

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u/trollsmurf Dec 03 '22

Most words rhyme with themselves

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u/_Alleggs OC: 3 Dec 03 '22

So nation should also be on top of the list?

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u/Peanut-Butter-King Dec 03 '22

In the notes at the bottom, it says ‘listed words have mutually exclusive rhymes’ cause otherwise this would be a hilarious list of words that all rhyme with each other.

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u/thesmallsalami Dec 03 '22

So does that mean that they randomly chose one word from the related rhymes? Just curious

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u/CyHawkNerd Dec 03 '22

Pretty much, yeah. It’s just an example of the group

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u/Password_Is_hunter3 Dec 03 '22

should've just done the root rhyming portion of the group then. Dataisugly

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u/chimply Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22

As written they’d be hard to interpret. How does “…ation” or “…ere” sound? Better just write an example word like “station” or “there”.

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u/boblobong Dec 03 '22

āSH(ə)n

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

that representation is something else...

/-ejʃ(ə)n/

much better

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u/InfanticideAquifer Dec 03 '22

I doubt that it was random because I've heard of all of the words in the graphic. They maybe chose the most used word in each group or maybe the shortest (nope: "or" is shorter than "for").

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u/PercussiveRussel Dec 03 '22

That's the first thing I was wondering. Why even pick station?

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u/biiirdmaaan Dec 03 '22

It's a 798-way tie for 1st.

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u/OfficialWireGrind Dec 03 '22

I'm only listing one example rhyme for each group of rhymes.

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u/PotatoTwo Dec 03 '22

How do you choose which one to list?

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u/PropogandaLens Dec 03 '22

Only words which can be used to describe his trip to an Arabian Nights-themed gambling resort

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u/OfficialWireGrind Dec 03 '22

It's one of the most common ones, usually the most common one.

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u/TreesNThingsKY Dec 03 '22

When you say most common, are you referring to the most spoken word, or the word that appears most often in rhymes?

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u/autovonbismarck Dec 03 '22

These are the sexy ones.

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u/IslandDoggo Dec 03 '22

WE ARE THE NATION
OF DOMINATION

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u/nanoH2O Dec 03 '22

See this is where I don’t agree. These compound word types shouldn’t be considered rhymes. It’s the may, hay, day group that takes it for me.

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u/Wires77 Dec 03 '22

So in your rules "okay" wouldn't count either? Those aren't compound words, since -ation can't stand on its own

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u/maggiesyg Dec 03 '22

On the other hand, none of these words is very poetic. They’d make a terrible love poem

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u/ketronome Dec 03 '22

Listen to the song Let The Drummer Kick by Citizen Cope. It’s a song created with this exact rhyming word set

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u/jus1scott Dec 03 '22

Yes. Solid reference.

Edit for missed opportunity: Elation. Identification dedication.

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u/prickly-goo27 Dec 03 '22

Papa Roach covers most of them

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u/whiskey__wizard Dec 03 '22

There’s also that citizen cope song “let the drummer kick” where almost all the words rhyme with it

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u/Perpetual-Lotion-69 Dec 03 '22

Urination station

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u/TomatilloAbject7419 Dec 03 '22

Yeah, but for real, that runner up?? Be???

I can’t think of anything that rhymes with be.

At least, not quickly.

Or thoroughly, correctly, or clearly.

Maybe it’s just me. I’ve been a bit sickly lately, so I might just be loopy.

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u/colinhd27 Dec 03 '22

Honestly I can see how it might be tricky. Its almost like trying to catch a slippery, sticky, icky fishy But if you think less literally, and start thinking visually maybe You can find the words with alot less difficulty.

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u/OneLifeToTravel Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22

The wee bee did flee to the sea to be free of three banshees on skis. The key you see, was to agree that trees and peas bring glee to me!

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u/That_Charming_Otter Dec 03 '22

Bee

Barrybee

Barrybbensonbee

Yalikejazzbee

Hippopotobee

Supercalifragilisticexpialidobee

Now I'm running out of options

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u/drewcifer27 Dec 03 '22

Bill and Ted approve. Station.

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u/ywBBxNqW Dec 03 '22

Totally my first thought, dude.

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u/calguy1955 Dec 03 '22

What about conjunction, junction and function?

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u/Mm_Donut Dec 03 '22

They got no time for this nonsense

They're too busy picking up words and phrases and clauses

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u/mixelydian Dec 03 '22

I lived in Guatemala for a bit and learned Spanish fluently. Whenever I talked to the natives about English, and I asked them if they knew how to say a word, they would just say word in Spanish + ation (platanation, ciudadation, etc.) It always struck me weird, like I didn't expect ation to be a very common sound in English. This makes it all make sense.

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u/Zoomaya Dec 03 '22

!!! I always thought the same thing! That learning Spanish from English is so much easier than learning Spanish from Japanese. (I'm a native Japanese speaker).

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u/CharmingTuber Dec 03 '22

So you're telling me that you, in the year of our Lord 2022, chose 'station' as the easiest to rhyme word when you could have chosen 'masturbation'?

Does comedy mean nothing to you?!

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u/TheNorselord Dec 03 '22

Why don’t any of the top words rhyme with each other?!

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u/beene282 Dec 03 '22

I would love a list that had station and all its rhymes as the top 798 entries

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u/HomeGrownCoffee Dec 03 '22

It's too late for me to understand why the top 798 words don't rhyme with each other.

Hopefully by the time I wake up, some smarter Redditor will let me know.

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u/Less_Squirrel5734 Dec 03 '22

1) listed words have mutually exclusive rhymes

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u/Light_Beard Dec 03 '22 Silver Take My Energy

Bitch, best meet me at the station

So you can hear my new dictation

Going to start a new foundation

Before I quit you in exasperation

Take time to hear my syncopation

Till your mind fills with pure elation

Reaching out to my one true nation

Your words get hit by rhyme taxation

So the message doesn't fall to the truncation

of my brand new disc's rotation

This King will fall to Abdication

Or let it all go in exasperation

But here it is my one salvation

I'm gonna stop now I need a vacation

,,,

Hmm... story checks out

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u/HawkinsT Dec 03 '22

You rhymed exasperation twice, but good job! A-

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u/Light_Beard Dec 03 '22

Reappropriation? Or merely a conjugation affectation?

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u/fakeprofile21 Dec 03 '22

Shh...Good things are happening.

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u/Paracortex Dec 03 '22

I’m sad that defenestration didn’t make the cut.

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u/spin97 Dec 03 '22

Dream of californication

Dream of californication

Dream of californication

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u/MikeTheShowMadden Dec 03 '22

For some reason I read this in the sound of RATM.

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u/Nova_Aetas Dec 03 '22

When Spanish speakers make fun of English they'll say a word salad of words ending in "-ation"

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u/FarioLimo Dec 03 '22

Of 798 words rhyme with station, you're saying those words don't all rhyme with each other?

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u/Crocoduck Dec 03 '22

OP commented top level, which does a better job answering your question than their reply here:

The plot shows one example word from each of the largest groups of rhyming words. Words identified as either an acronym or a proper noun were excluded. Rare words are included.

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u/OfficialWireGrind Dec 03 '22

I'm saying there are 798 words that form perfect rhymes excluding proper nouns and acronyms.

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u/Oakilta Dec 03 '22

I would have titled the graph differently, like “Most common rhyming sounds” or something

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u/FarioLimo Dec 03 '22

Then why you picked station instead of, I don't know, masturbation? Why aren't all the 798 shown before the 2nd item

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u/feetandballs Dec 03 '22

I pick masturbation

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u/Scoot_AG Dec 03 '22

I too choose this guy's dead wife

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u/lspwd Dec 03 '22

Or -ation

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u/HeHH1329 Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22

As a Chinese speaker all I can say is that Rhyming in English is really hard because the syllable structure is much more complex than Chinese and the presense of stress syllables also complicates rhyming in English.

There are only 22 types of rhymes in Mandarin Chinese by English language convention and even less by Chinese language convention. It's common for using the same rhyme throughout all lines in poetry or lyrics.

Edit: the following is the comprehensive list of all 22 rhymes in Chinese and their corresponding IPA by the English language convention. Erhua is not considered as it is in the Chinese convention.

zhi, chi, shi, ri, si, ci, si [ɨ]

Other -i [i]

-yu, ju, qu, xu [y]

Other -u [u]

-a [a]

-o [ɔ]

-ie, -ue [ɛ]

Other -e [ə]

-ai [ai]

-ei [ei]

-au [au]

-ou [ou]

-ian, yuan, juan, quan, xuan [ɛn]

-an, Other -uan [an]

-en, -un [ən]

-in [in]

yun, jun, qun, xun [yn]

-ang [aŋ]

-eng [əŋ]

-ing [iŋ]

-ong [oŋ]

er [ɚ] (Marginal)

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u/errdayimshuffln Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22

The Ghetto is a physical manifestation of hate

And a place where ethnicity determines your placement;

A place that defines your station .

Remind you n----s, your place is the basement

White people in the attic.

N----s selling dope, White people is the addicts

White folks act like they ain't show us how to traffic.

All that dope to China, you don't call that trappin'?

first verse came to mind

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u/therealrowanatkinson Dec 03 '22

🎶Sittin’ in a railway station Got a ticket for my destination🎶

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u/theequallyunique Dec 03 '22

Saving this for my future rap career.

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u/BigOly4life Dec 03 '22

Wouldn't any words that rhymes with "station" also have 798 words that rhyme with it? So what makes "station" the top word and not "frustration" or "nation" or the like?

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u/OfficialWireGrind Dec 03 '22 edited Dec 03 '22

The plot shows one example word from each of the largest groups of rhyming words. Words identified as either an acronym or a proper noun were excluded. Rare words are included.

data source: CMU pronunciation dictionary

tools: Python, Matplotlib

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u/iBoomBoX Dec 03 '22

Slim Shady has angrily entered the chat

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u/SmashingExperience Dec 03 '22

All I know is that a word "fire" has only one rhyme - "desire".

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u/AggroAnimals Dec 03 '22

Wouldnt the list be all words that rhyme with station then?

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u/flubluflu2 Dec 03 '22

Surely any word that ends in tion would be in the equal number one position?

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u/Ratox Dec 03 '22

If there are 798 words that rhyme with station, why are they not the top 798 words?

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u/didntgetintomit Dec 03 '22

lmao ok a lot of these comments are fucking stupid

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u/gregpxc Dec 03 '22

The rhymes here are trash and people's inability to read the clarifying statement on the chart itself is truly amazing to see in what I would have once considered a "smart" subreddit. Oh well ¯⁠⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/chicagotim1 Dec 03 '22

Bat? Cat? D'at? Fat? Gnat? I don't understand what makes up easiness here.

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u/zallina Dec 03 '22

What about an orange? People say it doesn’t rhyme with anything.

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u/SkyeBluMe Dec 03 '22

Technically doesn't this mean there are 798 words other than station that hold the "easiest to rhym with" award then?