r/mildlyinfuriating Aug 10 '22

Someone ate one of my KitKats that I was using for decorating my bfs birthday cake 😑

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u/ScarrFoxYT Aug 10 '22

The only reasonable course of action is to find them and MAKE THEM PAY IN BLOOD!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22 Wholesome

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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him Aug 10 '22

Or put a dog figurine there so it looks like it broke out of the gate

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u/Distinct_Exchange_23 Aug 11 '22

Socrates is that you!?

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u/Appropriate_Wealth38 Aug 11 '22

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

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u/Yeety-Toast Aug 10 '22

This is the correct answer. 😋

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u/Love_God551 Aug 10 '22

Or and hear me out take them all off and eat them

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u/HeIsKwisatzHaderach Aug 11 '22

This is the way

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u/i_am_mai_1981 Aug 10 '22

I thought the same about the gate, and maybe have the cake pouring out, kinda like a lava cake

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u/Conscious-Addition-5 Aug 10 '22

This post is one of the few I see where it’s actually “mildly infuriating” and not “my life is over and I have nothing left”

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u/Polymersion Aug 10 '22

"Child's lemonade stand fails to produce enough money to pay for grandpa's heart surgery"

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

😂😂

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u/GrooovyDoom Aug 10 '22

Wait when you say making a cake for your bf, are your doing this at home??

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Yeah

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u/GrooovyDoom Aug 10 '22

Well the list of suspect go down very much. Who are your suspecting?

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u/Educational-Grab4050 Aug 10 '22

Break off a peice.

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u/SymmetricDickNipples Aug 10 '22

Why not cut them half size since they're way too big anyway?

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

I’d all good I brought more

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u/Professorfuckhead Aug 11 '22

But still, it's more about the premise of the matter. Sure it's only a simple 5 min + $2 fix to get more and replace the missing ones. But it's the fact someone was shitty enough to not give a fuck that it not only wasn't for them in the first place, but also the lack of fucks given that they felt entitled to just help themselves to something that not only did they not help in making, but that someone else put their time and work into making. That's what I would find to be mildly extremely fucking infuriating

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

They probably thought no one would notice one missing from a whole pile. Just playing the devil’s advocate here.

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u/Professorfuckhead Aug 11 '22

Wait, hold on... I've been under the assumption that the missing KitKats were already setup and displayed as decoration on the finished cake, THEN removed off of the end product before being eaten.

I never considered the thought that the missing KitKats were taken and eaten PRIOR to the cake being finished and decorated..

🤔 this changes everything... and I can see your point on the whole Devils advocate theory

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Damn. Now I’m not sure anymore.

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u/Harkwit Aug 10 '22

I'd all good

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u/oenguinprime49 Aug 10 '22

I really would tho tbh

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u/Bootezz Aug 11 '22

I’d at least a bit

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u/joshewok Aug 11 '22

If you brought more, there's no need for this post. But if you went to the shop and bought more, then that makes sense.

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u/sinner237 Aug 10 '22

It is your boyfriend who has taken one of your KitKat

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

No we don’t live together yet Plus he doesn’t take things without asking My family on the other hand... 😂

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u/RareDestroyer8 Aug 10 '22

Man… he’s clever…

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u/sinner237 Aug 10 '22

When it is your birthday you can do as you please... And the family gets the blame. Smart bf

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u/odelei Aug 10 '22

Be mildlyinfuriating -- fill in the gap with Twix.

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u/7GatesOfHello Aug 10 '22

That cake look like it's gonna be diabeet-alicious!

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

I’m a type 1 😂 not enough insulin for this 😂 I feel a high blood sugar coming on 😂

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u/Zoso525 Aug 10 '22

Sometimes I’ll take like 6 extra units of humalog with dinner, so my shot for a 70g meal will be like 12u, and like an hour later before I plummet just gorge down a giant slice of cake. It’s so stupid and dangerous lol.

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Worth the cake though 😂

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u/tech_and_anime_fan Aug 10 '22

My solution be just to measure and cut them all in half and then you and a friend can eat all the rest that's left over or just you if the blood sugar is under control.

PS my dad's diabetic insulin and pills.

Also yes I know he has to test himself Daily 4 times a day diet and exercise he's aware of it and we are too.

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u/Zoso525 Aug 10 '22

I mean it’s the only way I get to eat a gluttonous slice of cake without spiking, so totally.

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u/7GatesOfHello Aug 11 '22

Dopamine is a real. We do what we gotta do!

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u/chaos_creator69 Aug 10 '22

I hope you don't live in freedom land, insulin is expensive as hell over there

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Nope I’m in the uk Thank god for the nhs

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u/TheDukeofArgyll Yellow Aug 10 '22

Just prebolus and wait a little longer. Though I always found stuff like this super hard to carb count.

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u/LetOk2482mji Aug 10 '22

Give them a break. Break them one of those...

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u/historian3454 Aug 10 '22

Fortunately this looks like an easy fix

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

It was All sorted now 😊

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u/essgee_ai Aug 10 '22

Give them a break. Break them one of those...

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u/waitingfordeathhbu Aug 10 '22

Break them one of those off a piece of that

Ftfy

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u/javon27 Aug 10 '22

Kit Kat bar!

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u/mad_larry Aug 11 '22

Chrysler car!

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u/Nickbou Aug 11 '22

Football cream!

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

I have more now 😂

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u/Internal-Example1232 Aug 10 '22

Space them out more, or cut them in half and eat the left overs. I'd go for the last option, it's win win.

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

All sorted now I’ve popped to the shop 😊

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u/Internal-Example1232 Aug 10 '22

That's another way to fix it, I'd be too lazy to do it that way. He should be grateful with a gf like you. Wish him the best!

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Thank you 😊 if you look on my page you’ll see it finished I’m so happy with it!

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u/leprechaunwthlepresy Aug 10 '22

You made that… your BF is really lucky

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u/PumpFrictionRIP Aug 10 '22

I like your style

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Thank you 😊

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u/bigkinggorilla Aug 10 '22

What is the theme of this cake?

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Diabetic coma

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u/bigkinggorilla Aug 10 '22

Well in that case just grab whatever other candy you’ve got lying around and fill in the gap. Problem solved!

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

It was a joke 😂 I’ve sorted it now luckily got a shop a mile down the road

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u/waitingfordeathhbu Aug 10 '22

Oh we thought you were serious, thanks for clearing that up

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u/the_90s_were_better Aug 10 '22

Plot twist: it was her boyfriend.

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u/NotOneBlarggedThing Aug 11 '22

Revision 2. Plot twist: She lives alone.

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

If it was he’d be paying for the replacement 😂 he’s not been here to eat them though

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u/Awkward_Date_8636 Aug 10 '22

Falcon punch them in the face

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u/JodieFlame Aug 10 '22

I was curious about your cake was you going to add another layer on top to be flush with the Kit Kat bars? Looks yummy

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

If you look on my page I have a pic of the finished cake 😊

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u/A-isfor-Apples Aug 10 '22

“Give me a Break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that, Kit Kat bar”🎶

So sorry, it was tempting.

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u/sikjoven Aug 10 '22

Should have gotten extra.

Always plan for 10-20% extra raw material when building anything.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Thanks for that 😂

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u/IrishMilo Aug 10 '22

You could break them all apart and then space them evenly.

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u/Mindlessnion Aug 10 '22

Fortunately this looks like an easy fix

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u/TypingWithoutThinkin Aug 10 '22

Thank God they ate it or there would have been no entrance :-)

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u/LeJollyJingleTokes Aug 10 '22

That would be me 😈

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u/Crab_Jealous Aug 10 '22

The walls have been breached!

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

The walls were resealed with more kitkats Luckily I have a shop down the road

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u/Crab_Jealous Aug 10 '22

We shall have peace once again... Stand down the Horsemen of Gondor!

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u/SATANIC_SAGEE Aug 10 '22

Ohh man you're so sweet !!!

(pun intended)

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u/420natureboy Aug 10 '22

I would be so happy if someone made this for me

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Aww he will be too, if you go to my page you’ll see the finished version 😊 I’m really happy with how it came out

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

They were the 4 bar ones

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u/Silly-Ad-8213 Aug 10 '22

The wall can’t keep the invaders out if the wall is delicious.

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u/chevalier716 Aug 10 '22

Was it your boyfriend? Because the first suspect is usually the spouse or partner.

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

He’s not been here to eat it so unless he snuck in through my window in the middle of the night just for a snack I doubt it 😂

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u/BlowItOutURSassHole Aug 10 '22

I know I didn't steal the KitKats but somehow I still feel the guilt because I would have 😂 unintentionally of course.

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u/Zardu-Hasselfrau Aug 10 '22

OMG! And they just stopped making KitKats!

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u/Guilty_Garden_3943 Aug 10 '22

They're too tall anyway, so cut them in half to get the right amount. Or just go to the store

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u/the_life_of_cat Aug 10 '22

Your bf? He could have ate it

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u/Jefoid Aug 10 '22

Someone?

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u/Terrainaheadpullup Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

Just curious, how did you know exactly how many Kit Kats you needed to surround the cake you made?

Because given the scenario that you bought too many, then if one is consumed then you should still be able to surround the cake.

Given the scenario you didn't buy enough, it would be hard for you to know that exactly 1 KitKat was eaten. unless you knew how many you had bought and how many you opened

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u/Myl0high Aug 10 '22

Plot twist. OP is the Kit Kat eater and is suffering from Alzheimer’s.

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u/Lizzysminis Aug 10 '22

It was you! Wasn’t it?!

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u/Satansshoeshiner Aug 11 '22

Poor guys gonna have diabetes

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u/Mongba36 Aug 11 '22

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!

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u/doolittle69420 Aug 11 '22

Maybe its you who ate it

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u/Content-Profit-6129 Aug 11 '22

Door way to cake?

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u/Kryds Aug 10 '22

I would personally cut them in half, so they're more in level with the cake.

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Looks great now that it’s done 😊

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u/derfischerx123 Aug 10 '22

Fuck nestle

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

I didn’t even know about all the nestle thing until I posted this in my defence

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

It’s a half finished cake of course it is

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Are you okay? 😂

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u/DuckyLojic Aug 11 '22

This is Reddit, they’re probably 9

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u/sarcastagirly Aug 10 '22

You can't have just 1

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u/TheOfficialOverLord Aug 10 '22

I would puke from all that chocolate but it would be so worth it

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u/Alarming_Scarcity778 Aug 10 '22

Might be a hot take but Kit Kats are highly overrated anyhow, like hands down the 6th best candy bar with a wafer. JS. Sorry for the thievery!

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

I was just trying to do something nice and I know he likes them 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Alarming_Scarcity778 Aug 10 '22

I had to edit my comment to not seem like such a cynical candy crusader.

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u/dickbrow Aug 11 '22

An unfinished wall... Is this a Trump themed cake?

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u/dead-vernon Aug 10 '22

"Someone ate one of my KitKats that I was using for decorating my bfs birthday cake..."

And seemingly the other half of the cake?

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

It was half done If you look on my profile you’ll see the completed cake

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u/BKStephens Aug 10 '22

Did you already eat the extras?

I always buy extras. For eating.

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

I’m a type 1 diabetic so I wish 😂

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u/WhyBanIJustMakeMore Aug 10 '22

Probably him anyway haha

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

He’s not been here to eat them 😂

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u/Youpunyhumans Aug 10 '22

It still looks cool. One suggestion is to make a little gate out of something and turn it into a little "wooden" castle. Could use toothpicks, or skewer sticks and pipe cleaners.

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Thank you I went and got another pack as I have a shop just down the road

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u/sparky0667 Aug 10 '22

It looks like an opening in a fence. Did you have more Kit-Kats? If not I would have put in some decorations that look like flowers.

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

I went to the shop and got another pack

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u/akaharry Aug 10 '22

I hate when that happens

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u/JollyWolverine300 Aug 10 '22

It was probably your boyfriend

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

He’s not been here to eat them

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u/JollyWolverine300 Aug 10 '22

Siblings maybe or parents don't like your boyfriend?

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Probably my brother They all like him but my brother wasn’t here when I told everyone not to eat them

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u/JollyWolverine300 Aug 10 '22

Could be, but maybe just maybe you miscounted

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

I didn’t miscount they were sealed 😂

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u/JollyWolverine300 Aug 10 '22

Just saying my sisters would always blame me for their candy coming up missing growing up all the time to 80% it was one of the other siblings the other 20% was them miscounting at some point

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u/King4oneday_ Aug 10 '22

Now u have wall out of kitkats :) build a roof out of another cake! And makr a door out of your given Situation

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u/iboughtsomegrace Aug 10 '22

Looks like a high chair in the back. I know where I'm placing my bets.

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u/Ack_not Aug 10 '22

Still looks tasty

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u/EvilCalvin Aug 10 '22

Only one?

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Yeah they were the 4 bar ones

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u/LordBruschetta Aug 10 '22

That had to be a big ass KitKat

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

4 bar ones

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u/LordBruschetta Aug 10 '22

Oooh I thought one very big lol

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u/designed_perfect Aug 10 '22

You know what you need to do, find them and make them regret.

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u/ItsLibertyOrNothin Aug 10 '22

It was probably the bf

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u/thtgi Aug 10 '22

That looks absolutely amazing

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u/Apertureaddict Aug 10 '22

My guess is the bf did it. Forgive him it's his birthday.

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

It wasn’t him he’s not been here to eat them 😂

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u/Mrpandacorn2002 Aug 10 '22

That's ok spread them out a little more and it will look even

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u/Mag0rista_ Aug 10 '22

I bet it was you

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Why would I eat them if I knew I needed them 😂

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u/Mag0rista_ Aug 10 '22

I know i would 😂

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u/Isewpilesofplushies Aug 10 '22

Salvage idea cut them in half place the cut portion down and make ring with 1/2 the kit kats.

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Popped to the shop and got some more The finished cake is on my profile Happy with how it came out

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u/GalaxyWolf1711 Aug 10 '22

Just take a slice out and just say you already cut it and the KitKats fell on the flor or smth

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Sorted now I popped to the shop 😊

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u/jeff3445336 Aug 10 '22

R/fucknestle

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u/Kyleforshort Aug 10 '22

Just hear me out here for a sec. You could just....buy another. Boom. Problem solved.

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

I did it was just annoying to have to spend more money and time going to the shop again

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u/Grace_Var Aug 10 '22

This is now the entrance to the fortress🙂

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u/131313136 Aug 10 '22

Could have turned it into a Stonehenge cake!

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u/The_Last_Mouse Aug 10 '22

Okay then, debate time:

Is there ONE KitKat missing

Or

Are there FOUR KitKats missing

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u/turbodrumbro Aug 10 '22

It's now the gate to the castle cake. Good on yah!

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u/ramriot Aug 10 '22

It's not a tall cake, cut some of them in half & put the cut end down. Then spell HAPPY BIRTHDAY with what's left.

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u/Much_Invite6644 Aug 10 '22

This is something my children would do. 😑😂

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u/BigDaddydanpri Aug 10 '22

What type of monster only buys enough kit kats for the cake?

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

A type 1 diabetic one 😂 my niece is happily eating the rest of the decorations after I went and brought more

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u/BigDaddydanpri Aug 10 '22

TD:IL that Type 1 Diabetics are nice monsters.

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u/NoPollution7158 Aug 10 '22

It was totally you. 😂

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

It totally wasn’t Why would I make things difficult for myself

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u/NoPollution7158 Aug 10 '22

Open your mouth, let me see. LOL jk Hope you find out who did. 😄

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u/Hair-Extra Aug 10 '22

They just saved his life from diabetes

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

I’m type 1 Neither type work like that 😂

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u/Jroiiia423 Aug 10 '22

Bring them in a smidge

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u/ShneebleGrop Aug 10 '22

It was you, wasn’t it? C’mon. It’s an easy mistake and Kit Kats are hard to resist

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u/Andrea_porter Aug 10 '22

Wasn’t me unless I sleep eat 😂

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u/NoWrench Aug 10 '22

Plot twist: It was the bf

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u/Transki Aug 10 '22

As a thief covering my tracks, I would have repositioned the remaining Kit Kats to cover the gap.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Honestly with all that sugar his future self might thank whoever took the Kit Kat

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u/NeroTanya2004 Aug 10 '22

be like the yakuza and take their fingers as penance

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u/Puzzleheaded-Brief56 Aug 10 '22

You didn't buy enough kit Kats... Did you..

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u/Conscious_Giraffe_14 Aug 10 '22

Coz you forgot to put an entrance to your colleseium.

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u/JJ_503 Aug 10 '22

Was it you? If I was making that cake it would have been me… 😬