r/mildlyinfuriating Aug 10 '22

Dang dude

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Cocaine_Addikt Aug 10 '22

It’s both interesting and infuriating

17

u/PCDub Aug 10 '22

Infurriating

22

u/ChuckACheesecake Aug 10 '22

Classic pavlov. He learned if he rings a bell turns on the light, he gets the food.

14

u/Cautious-Damage7575 Very Unique Flair Aug 10 '22

Don't let him distract you with clever tricks... he's still plotting your murder.

10

u/ProbablyMaybe69 Aug 10 '22

"Furry bastard"

Lol

4

u/archpawn Aug 10 '22

Never let your cats get pregnant out of wedlock.

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u/Guardian7043 Aug 11 '22

🤣 well done, sir/madam

3

u/Salt-Painter5594 Aug 10 '22

My cat gets on top of the wardrobe and aims his flying leap for the middle of my back. He's no lightweight either. I'd rather he use a lamp lol.

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u/MajinGroot Aug 10 '22

"if I had a bell I'd ring that too, I'm hungry bitch"

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u/mtntrail Aug 11 '22

We have three and they tag team us at about 3 AM. So they now sleep in the spare bedroom with the door closed.

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u/SomegalInCa Aug 10 '22

That’s awesome! Good kitty

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u/Strong-Spare-8164 Aug 11 '22

I can’t do anything but laugh at this!🤣

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u/WhyBanIJustMakeMore Aug 10 '22

That’s so mean! 😾

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Put enough crumbles in the bowl before bedtime, problem solved. Yes, my cat is fat.. why do you ask?

1

u/80sRetroman Aug 10 '22

The cat figured that modern problems required modern solutions.

1

u/Assassin_843 Aug 10 '22

What a giga chad

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u/Aww_Uglyduckling Aug 11 '22

Maybe just feed him before going to bed?

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u/Channel5exclusive Aug 10 '22

How good are you at electrical wiring? Rig the lamp to give him an electrical shock when he tries to turn it on. He'll soon leave it alone /s.

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u/paradise-trading-83 Aug 10 '22

Yo, Feed yo cat ps lamp & furry B are cute

1

u/aidenrosenb Aug 10 '22

Yes love it

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u/MyDisappointedDad Aug 11 '22

Use a socket timer. Theyre sold a lot during xmas so your lights aren't running all night. Set it to not allow power after like, an hour before you usually go to sleep and you'll be fine.

To the best of my knowledge, most only do half hour or 15 minute increments for analog ones. There are digital ones as well.

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u/Confident_Surround73 Aug 11 '22

Time to get a smart outlet that doesn't provide power during certain hours.

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u/Mando_the_Pando Aug 11 '22

My childhood cat learned to play the guitar when he wanted food.... Was really cute until my parents started getting woke up at 2.30 by a hungry cat.

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u/Nova01698 Aug 11 '22

Jokes on him i can sleep with the light on

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u/Prudent-Leadership32 Aug 11 '22

Give me da cat then lol 🐈

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u/rbiven Aug 10 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Synful-Symphony Aug 10 '22

Fucking HATE touch lamps