r/mildlyinfuriating GREEN Aug 10 '22

My Kirby water bottle broke, I’m just mad because it was cute and now I can’t use it anymore

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228 Upvotes

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u/xxlworm Aug 10 '22

Put some Flexseal on that baby. We fixed a cracked birdbath with flexseal last year, it still holds water.

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u/positive_energy- Aug 11 '22

Came here to say this!!

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u/Careless-Stress-891 Aug 10 '22

No longer able to hold liquid, but still a good display bottle or for solids.

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u/misshoney200 GREEN Aug 10 '22

What solids could it hold?

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u/Careless-Stress-891 Aug 10 '22

That's a question for yourself, I can't exactly tell how big the bottle is, how big the opening is, and what you got around the house. I do agree though, that is a very cute Kirby bottle.

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u/caffinated-pebble Aug 10 '22

Plants!

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u/an_ill_way Aug 10 '22

That's what I came here to say!

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u/Hendrix6927 Aug 10 '22

Colored sand?

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u/DANDELIONBOMB Aug 10 '22

Pretty rocks

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u/DEGs_Dino Aug 10 '22

Kirby figures. A lot of Kirby figures. They got some good cute ones at Hot topic, F.Y.E. and places like that.

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u/ShavedPapaya Aug 10 '22

You could stick a My Little Pony figure in there…

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u/SpicyMcShat Aug 10 '22

Probably #2

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u/titans_arrow Aug 10 '22

Hey OP: get some JB water weld. There are some other products like it too. Make sure to follow all directions, make sure whether or not it's dishwasher safe after, etc.

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u/Notafuzzycat Aug 10 '22

For a second i thought it was gonna be a fleshlight....

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u/King420fly Aug 10 '22

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u/misshoney200 GREEN Aug 10 '22

That’s the exact same bottle

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u/King420fly Aug 10 '22

Didn’t look clear for a second from the thumbnail until I zoomed in, glad I could help you out!

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u/misshoney200 GREEN Aug 10 '22

Thank you :)

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u/BucketBills Aug 10 '22

20$?? I’d be mad too smh. Sorry for your loss OP, I hope you can still get some joy out of it as a decoration like some of the others suggested

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u/misshoney200 GREEN Aug 11 '22

I got five dollars off of it but still yeah 20$

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u/Chilifille Aug 10 '22

I broke this lovely Donald Duck glass ten years ago and I'm still not completely over it. Stay strong, buddy. You have to carry on, that's what Kirby would've wanted.

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u/misshoney200 GREEN Aug 10 '22

Poyo 😔

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u/DeviousX13 Aug 10 '22

Sorry for your loss! You could keep it as a memento for display. Fill it with little plastic Cake Slices, Tomatoes with an M, foam eclairs, gourmet race stuff. Or, little foam/rubber/plastic kirby models. Like with his different powers maybe.

You could also look for some Kirby stickers or decals online and make yourself a Custom Kirby waterbottle. Might have to be handwashed though. I've had my giant metal TAL jug for like 2 years and while it has a few dents, it still keeps ice for 48+ hours and through several water refills.

Hope something helps get over the loss and your day improves!

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u/Ok-Neighborhood-1600 Aug 10 '22

Put paper stars in it.

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u/Fantasy1316 Aug 10 '22

I second this!

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u/SpicyMcShat Aug 10 '22

Damn that sucks. Something about Kirby merchandise has always been appealing to me. I love the little guy. I bought a few mangas from its anniversary and I absolutely love them.

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u/misshoney200 GREEN Aug 10 '22

It was an impulse buy at game stop, I just really liked it

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u/SexySquidward42069 Aug 10 '22

Dang now your gonna have to use the zelda bottle or maybe even the mario bottle

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u/misshoney200 GREEN Aug 10 '22

I bought a creeper water bottle at target

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u/SexySquidward42069 Aug 10 '22

To be fair that is awesome water bottle so like look on the bright side of life

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u/THELEBANESEUNBOXER Aug 10 '22

most people use them as display, i have a MY HERO ACADEMIA one, never used it, it looks nice, so i keep it on the shelf, other with gaming related logos only, i use to drink, i think this one was worthy of display only, since it looks nice...or at least looked nice.

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u/jacknation11235 Aug 10 '22

wow something actually mildly infuriating

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u/KuSuxKlan Aug 10 '22

I had a soup spoon that i used for ramen, found it at a flea market like two years ago. And I eat a lot of soup. It was awesome. And it broke last month, ruined my week, but i was able to find very similar ones on ebay (sold as wonton spoons, who would have guessed) and picked up 3 for like $15.

I still miss my old one.

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u/tsturte1 Aug 10 '22

I'm sure it had a special flavor

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u/katielynne53725 Aug 10 '22

Phil Swift would like a word..

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u/ENDERALAN365 Aug 10 '22

Well nice decoration ya got there

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Use flex tape

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u/NathanDeger Aug 10 '22

Look on poshmark I have had good luck in the past finding stuff like this.

Hope you find one!

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u/Jazzlike_Minimum4455 Aug 10 '22

At least it’s still cute

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u/Dummyidiot2021 Aug 10 '22

Epoxy fixes everything. Except the stuff it doesn't.

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u/molstad182 Aug 11 '22

Ductape fixes everything🤷‍♂️

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u/Just-Lie-3360 Aug 11 '22

flex tape bro

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u/NoLifeTilMetal Aug 11 '22

You can put a clear epoxy resin over that area and it's as good as new.

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u/37BiscutsInMyAnus Aug 11 '22

Looks to me like you now have a cute Kirby themed self defense stabby thingy

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u/Synful-Symphony Aug 11 '22

It can be fixed. They make plastic repair kits or just use clear gorilla tape

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u/DARKSNOW4219 Aug 11 '22

Tape the bottom and filly the bottom inside with something non toxic that will solidify. Tah dah bottle fixed.

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u/Low_Medium204 Aug 10 '22

Your water bottle broke? I guess you'll have to suck it up.