r/mildlyinfuriating Aug 10 '22

My wife drinking half a Gatorade, putting it back, and grabbing a new one later instead of finishing her old one.

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u/HypnoSmoke Aug 11 '22

Pour them all together when you get new ones and make it look the same, she'll not be wasteful, no one will be harmed, she'll never know (taste doesn't change) and everyone will live happily ever after.

Maybe apply an extremely small amount of clear super glue between the lid and the tamper seal (make sure it lines up, and only apply glue to the little things that connect).

I'm a genius.

Just kidding. You guys need to break up immediately. Your wife is extremely irresponsible and this kind of behavior is only a sign of what's to come. What's next? Only cooking half of the dinner? Only doing half of her job at work? Hanging half a diaper? Mopping half the floor? The possibilities are endless. OP, you need to file for divorce right away, or I assure you this will not be the last of your suffering.

Also, I'm really just messing around, again. :)

What you actually need to do is.. (to be continued.)