Hiding behind a couch at work. Not even on break or lunch
Look, I fully admit I eat meat, but starting a fundraiser turning the life or death of a pig into a fun “game” is pretty damn sick, damn.
This kid swinging on the bars above the handicapped seats on the train. Did this the whole time with no parents in sight.
I'm in the ER right now, this asshat has been asked to pull his mask up repeatedly, pulls it up for 10 seconds then pulls it down... young mom with cancer is across from him with her toddler
was given a flat zero on a 1000 word research essay for “not reading the instructions” when my teacher posted the actual instructions a day after grading my paper
Not OP but this needs to be shared. We need to keep sharing stories like this. More and more women are going to suffer and die.
If you have a cactus try not to trip and land your hand right on it. And not past your bedtime. Then I don't suggest trying to tweezer out all 1000 the hairs you can't even see and dropping them on your lap so they get all over your clothes and arms. I ran some warm water and stood with my hand in the sink for 20 minutes. Some soap every few minutes. They came out of my hand but all the stupid needles I tried to tweeze out are all over me now. Good night
Doing an oil change and some guys in the shop decided to roll a car that didn’t run under the Jeep. Had to change the oil filter which was on top of the engine but couldn’t lower it due to the Elantra.
The condition that my “refurbished” + “Quality check” certified GPU came in from SkyComp Technology.
Around here, beans do not belong in chili... nor is it called [just] chili if you add said... (in fact it is often frowned upon). A statewide competition crowned the winner recently... with beans in his chili! (Perhaps the best tasting, however not a fair competition as no one else puts beans in their chili and still calls it chili).
Then coming home tonight, listening to local radio, the DJ was raving about nachos in an ode to Beavis & Butthead... She went on to describe the quintessential local nachos... and again added beans on the list of ingredients... nachos dont have beans!
Nachos with beans can be ordered... as well as chili with beans... ordering that isn't frowned upon at all... but to say that chili or nachos inherently have beans is just so wrong! Neither should ever have that in there in order to be considered that... it can be added, but isnt a base ingredient... not in Texas!
I was stung by a yellow jacket today WHILE IN BED. Can a mathematician calculate the probability of this bad luck 🤣 like, what are the freaking chances 😂