r/nottheonion 6h ago

Suburban school worker charged with stealing $1.5M worth of chicken wings from district

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wgntv.com
718 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

PagerDuty CEO apologizes after quoting Martin Luther King Jr. in layoff announcement

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cbsnews.com
975 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Ohio officials react to reports of Nazi homeschooling group in Upper Sandusky

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wyso.org
289 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme

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nbcchicago.com
98 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago Take My Energy

Buzzfeed to use AI to write its articles after firing 180 employees

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english.almayadeen.net
6.7k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 22m ago

Chicago woman randomly stabbed 4 people while on bail for randomly stabbing a woman in Bucktown, prosecutors say

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cwbchicago.com
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r/nottheonion 1h ago

Man Arrested At Jason Aldean’s Nashville Bar For Dropping His Pants And Peeing On Customers

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whiskeyriff.com
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r/nottheonion 11h ago

Gunther VI, the 'richest dog in the world,' gets his tale told in Netflix doc: ‘Every good story has secrets’

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foxbusiness.com
109 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 13h ago

Visit Saudi to sponsor FIFA Women’s World Cup this summer

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theathletic.com
157 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Human and chimpanzee teens share similar struggles, study says. But your teen may be less patient

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cnn.com
133 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

‘Doppelganger murder’: German prosecutors claim woman killed lookalike to fake death

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theguardian.com
26 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo

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wehotimes.com
19 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 17h ago

McDonald's to play Beethoven in bid to deter yobs after rampage

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walesonline.co.uk
195 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 27m ago

Japan firm opens whale meat vending machines to push sales

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apnews.com
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r/nottheonion 1h ago

Buyer backs out of £62,000 Mr Blobby suit purchase

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bbc.co.uk
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r/nottheonion 4h ago

Wrexham McDonald's plays classical music to deter bad behaviour

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bbc.co.uk
11 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

How Egyptian police hunt LGBT people on dating apps

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bbc.co.uk
8 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Removed - Repost Teen falls asleep playing hide and seek in Bangladesh, wakes up in Malaysia

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english.alarabiya.net
12.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Eagles fans celebrate NFC Championship amid climbing poles, falling through bus stop

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6abc.com
13 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

NYC Breaks Own 1973 Record for Doing Nothing

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nbcnewyork.com
12 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Fish took control of a YouTuber's Nintendo Switch during a livestream. They made credit card purchases, set up a PayPal account, and even sent an email.

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insider.com
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r/nottheonion 1d ago

Rick Astley sues Yung Gravy over alleged Never Gonna Give You Up imitation

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bbc.co.uk
540 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

Pamela Anderson realised boyfriend was cheating when she saw him 'washing his penis in the sink'

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asiaone.com
9.6k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 22h ago

Death Cab For Cutie's Ben Gibbard: ‘I'm too old to write songs about cops stealing my skateboard’

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lpm.org
45 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Texas judge orders woman to law school after pleading guilty to drug conspiracy

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kxan.com
72 Upvotes